Know what pisses me off? I'll tell you what pisses me off.

I'm at the bus stop and two old people -- not too old, just old enough to be considered "old" -- are bitching about the crime in Gloucester. After about a minute of them exchanging the most ridiculous, inane commentary about the situation, I pipe up.

"I know how you can solve the drug problem."
"Yeah, shoot 'em in the head."
"You could legalize them."

[long, tortured pause.]

..oOO ( did he just suggest legalizing drugs?? ) - look on their faces

"Prohibition didn't work last time."

[no response]

Can't people think a fucking argument through? AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!