Sunday, May 15, 2005

I ...I don't get the chance to witness a lot of what you people see. I don't see a highway too often (so no billboards), I cycle to work, I don't watch TV and I don't listen to the radio. My experience with media tends to be only that which I seek out.

So ...I don't know if any of the people who read this blog have seen any of these "news" items:

Radical Christian, anti-gay activist and Shiavo spokesperson Randall Terry suggests he and Colmes are homosexual lovers on Colmes' Fox radio program.

But wait, there's more!

May 5th, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley admitted having sex with barn animals while speaking with Alan Colmes on Fox News radio. Horsley maintains that this is common practice, anyone who disagrees is "so far removed from the reality" and clearly has not grown up on a farm.

I am not making this shit up. Someone, PEASE tell me this is a hoax. Please oh please oh please dear sweet merciful baby Jesus...

[ed - update: apparently you can listen to the Horsley interview for yourself.]

4 comments:

Blu said...

Oh.My.God. I too hope they are kidding. I lived in the most rural part of the south for 4 years and not once did I see or hear of anyone fucking a farm animal. I knew of several people who slept with close relatives- but animals??? WTF!?!

Jason Nobody said...

Apparently this is legit, you can listen to the interview yourself (link on the bottom right of the page).

I think it's interesting how when a Republican says something like this, most people chalk it up to one nut. If a Democrat said something like this, the right wingers would suggest this was an indication of the moral state of liberals with their "anything goes" ethics.

Ellis D. Tecnine said...

I hope this is true!

I really hope this is true. But the Newshounds have been caught lying about quotes on Fox hundreds of times. In fact, Johnny Dollar has made a whole career out of correcting Newshounds' errors and lies.

I'll assume from Johnny Dollar's silence on the issue that the story is correct. Even better, the guy's name is Horsley!

Anonymous said...

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/14/the_mule_consented.php#more

Followup! Apparently, the mule is a whore because it consented after being given an ear of corn.

I shit you not.

*ella*