"A Federal Agent told us that we are not to put up any anti-President Bush signs in our store windows."

I rode home from work today, rain and all.

First thirty second sucked. Cold rain in eyes. Then I got into traffic and holy shit, no way, amazing ride home. By the time I got back my ass was colder than Jenna Bush's nipples, my hands were beet red and I was semi-delerious. The last time I got that kind of athletic high was after swimming a mile for the first time.

Of course I had sand plastering my backside from my ass to my ears but who cares, I was only heading home.