Sunday, March 27, 2005

And the mouse introduced himself to the none-too-friendly housecats by saying, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

And so it was. I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotage.

2 comments:

Blu said...

huh?

Jason Nobody said...

Ella found/rescued/captured a itty bitty mouse from her workplace. Fell a good 10' out of the security grating unto hard floor. Chased it down, took it home, put it in a cage. The cats found it and morphed from cute, cuddly things into vicious, growling killing machines.

The mouse, knowing no fear, has been leaping from a toilet paper tube into the cage rafters in a bid to escape. From their perspective, this obnoxious (and unwelcome) rotent is literally leaping at their growling mugs with no shame whatsoever.

The cats are quite unamused at the magnanimous behavior, especially by a thing so small and, they're quick to point out, edible

So we've named him Rick James. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!