Ella found/rescued/captured a itty bitty mouse from her workplace. Fell a good 10' out of the security grating unto hard floor. Chased it down, took it home, put it in a cage. The cats found it and morphed from cute, cuddly things into vicious, growling killing machines.
The mouse, knowing no fear, has been leaping from a toilet paper tube into the cage rafters in a bid to escape. From their perspective, this obnoxious (and unwelcome) rotent is literally leaping at their growling mugs with no shame whatsoever.
The cats are quite unamused at the magnanimous behavior, especially by a thing so small and, they're quick to point out, edible
So we've named him Rick James. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!
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Ella found/rescued/captured a itty bitty mouse from her workplace. Fell a good 10' out of the security grating unto hard floor. Chased it down, took it home, put it in a cage. The cats found it and morphed from cute, cuddly things into vicious, growling killing machines.
The mouse, knowing no fear, has been leaping from a toilet paper tube into the cage rafters in a bid to escape. From their perspective, this obnoxious (and unwelcome) rotent is literally leaping at their growling mugs with no shame whatsoever.
The cats are quite unamused at the magnanimous behavior, especially by a thing so small and, they're quick to point out, edible
So we've named him Rick James. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!
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