they butcher my work. they reproduce themselves without asking. they’re never warm or friendly. the keys are in the wrong place. they don’t go fast enough. they’re heavy. they go out of date too fast. they’re not loud enough. they’re made by cheap labor. they keep changing the date to 1942 and then labeling all files accordingly. they never actually find the virus. they talk to each other but you can’t hear. they are not logical. - thom yorke of radiohead, when asked, "what did computers ever do to you, anyway?"