Benjamin Franklin: He was world famous, universally beloved and he loved a good fart joke. Why would he be unelectable today? He loved the ladies, loved 'em. Old, young, fat, thin, whatever. Couldn't get enough, just loved 'em. Also he once wrote "as to Jesus, I have some doubts as to his divinity." Kiss the red states goodbye.
America - A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction