You've probably heard of the Intelligent Design debate.

Now they've got gravity in their sights. That's right -- Intelligent Gravitation. Because any freshman highschool student can tell you that quantum mechanics cannot be reconciled with gravity as we currently understand it. God of the Gaps, they call it.

Sure, it's satire. But the argument for Intelligent Gravity is just as retarded as the argument for Intelligent Design and for precisely the same reasons.

It's funny because it's true.