I sometimes find myself talking to people in other countries. Sometimes it's playing Go online, sometimes it's calling cellphone support. Regardless, I always feel compelled to apologize for the monkey that, in a sense, represents this country.

(Likely) thousands dead because of Bush's cronyism in his latest round of fuckups.

I used to get excited about the fourth of July. I don't anymore.

What does it take for a guy to get fired around here?