Went to a goth club for Evie's birthday.

A goth club is a strange, strange thing. Everyone dances ...just ...not with each other. In fact I've never seen so many people try to out-ignore everyone else, including high school.

It was a bit like an interpretive dance troupe doing a play about your average G8 meeting.

And while I'm on it, can they still be said to be "dancing" if the song changes -- tempo, mood, everything -- and they're doing the exact same moves?