Turns out the SCUL thing was an April Fools joke. I obviously fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Sweet frothy revenge will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
On the other hand, my mood just went up 30 points. I may not cycle with SCUL often but just thinking about their existence makes me giddy and stupid like a six year old girl watching puppies stumble around in a drunken, newborn stupor.