"Hm. I need to find something more offensive to say to the gnomes. This isn't cutting it." - me

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"Wow, Sigourney looks so young!"
"Yeah. Looks like she's been ironed."

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Why is it that any sort of behavior that would normally be considered anti-societal, lunacy or possibly even criminal ...be perfectly "ok" when it's framed as "religion?"

Why is it that you're a lunatic if you hear god's voice but merely religious if you listen to someone else who says they've heard god's voice? Why does it become more respectable the more people you add in between you and the source?

Bizarre world we live in.