They say that if you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. I went to a bar with some friends and lo!, I got drunk.

I'm told that I chatted with a ridiculously popular and attractive girl (who doesn't talk to anyone) and bought her a drink. For the life of me I can't remember which one she was. Or what she looked like. I find this very, very funny.

And I had a cuban cigar, which I've never had before.

My prime New Year resolution was to kill off all my debts in 2006. I'm two weeks into 2006 and I've covered about a third of it. This is a good omen.