Last week Fox News wondered if a gesture given by Barack Obama to his wife -- the so-called "fist bump" -- might be "a terrorist fist jab." Because if you've seen bin Laden give a pound once, you've seen it a million times.

Fox went on to lament "what ever happened to the old pat on the back?" Seriously! What's wrong with these kids today? Why can't they just use a good old-fashioned awkward chest bump?

Today, Fox News referred to Michelle Obama as Barack's "baby mama."

WHAT THE FUCK EVERY HAPPENED TO "WIFE?"

What a bunch of douchebags. Why don't you just get O'Reilly to do his show in blackface while you're at it?