Nevermind. He's fucked.

What's this? He bought a few hundred dollars woth of meth and a massage from a gay escort but he never did the drugs and he didn't do the guy?

Right. I think we can all read between the lines. "I didn't impale."

Has a familiar ring to it. Hell, it has LEWINSKY RETRIBUTION stamped all over it.

PS: Watch that Olberman clip! This means you!! CHEW YOUR FOOD!